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THE MOMENT THE MILE
WAS SAVED
COUNCIL SUED OVER
ILLEGAL METRIC SIGN
HOMEPAGE
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Forestry Commission.
OPINION POLL EVIDENCE
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PRESS RELEASE -
Watford
ARM GAZETTEER
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St. Helens
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Bradnich Town Council
ARTICLES - Poem by
Stuarty Delvin
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Hastings
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Tony Bennett to
People's Campaign to
Keep the Pound
PRESS RELEASE -
Toddington,
Bedfordshire
PRESS RELEASE -
Islington
CMS REPORT:
"WEIGHTS AND
MEASURES: BRITAIN'S
WAY AHEAD"
PROFORMA FOR
ILLEAGAL METRIC SIGNS
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“It’s a Club, not a Shop”
One man’s way of
carrying on selling in
pounds and ounces
In a Home Counties wet
fish shop, a family
carries on the tradition
of selling fish in pounds
and ounces - a natural,
human system of weights,
not a recently-invented
artificial one. They
carry on another vital
British tradition -
intelligently resisting
foreign powers. They
changed their wet fish
shop into a wet fish
club. We’ll call the shop
‘Quayside Fishmongers’,
though that’s not it’s
real name. The family do
not seek publicity. The
family changed to metric
scales when the new rules
came in but found
customers much preferred
to buy in pounds and
ounces. They got the idea
from the Matalan retail
outlet (now with 9
million members) which
also has a membership
scheme.
How the scheme works On
the left-hand side of the
shop is a notice:
“Fish sold only to
members of Quayside
Imperial Club”. The
family will only sell
fish to their club
members. The shop has
hundreds of loyal
customers, and already
has over 600 members. On
boards outside and inside
the shop are the prices
of an impressive range of
wet fish, all given
exclusively in pounds,
i.e. no prices in
kilograms just to confuse
you.
How do you join the
Quayside Imperial Club?
If you want to buy fish
and are not a member, you
put your membership fee
of 1p. in a charity box
on the windowsill. You
then become a member by
writing your name and
address in a book,
numbered from 000 to 999.
You enter your details
against the same number
as the last three digits
of your telephone number
(so no-one forgets their
membership number!). It
does mean that a few
people share the same
membership number, but
that’s a practical point
of no importance. Having
duly entered your name
and address in the book,
you are then free to buy
some of the best wet fish
on sale in the British
Isles.
What about customers who
don’t want to join the
Quayside Imperial Club?
There have been two so
far. Both have now joined
the club since they can’t
find an alternative
supply of good wet fish
in the area.
What do the Trading
Standards Department make
of the scheme? They
visited the shop a few
months ago and were
clearly bemused when the
family said: “It’s a Club
not a Shop”. The Council
concerned has a ‘softly,
softly’ approach to
‘Imperial traders’ and
have not yet prosecuted
anyone.
Is this really legal? The
family has taken advice
about their club and they
are satisfied that the
law does indeed allow
them to supply wet fish
to a members’ club. The
advice also suggests that
virtually any product
could be ‘sold’ to
‘customers’ who are a
members of a club. It’s a
way of selling in pounds
and ounces that’s been
running successfully
since 1 January 2000,
when the government tried
to make selling in pound
and ounces illegal.
That’s an impressive 937
days on the date of
publication of this
leaflet.
FURTHER INFORMATION: This
leaflet is published by
Active Resistance to
Metrication, 66
Chippingfield, HARLOW,
Essex, CM17 0DJ Tel:
01279 635789 (ask for
Tony Bennett). We’ll give
the ’phone number of
family only to people
making genuine enquiries
about operating similar
schemes
Printed & Published by
Active Resistance to
Metrication (ARM) 26 July
2002
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